Conversations between a Scooby-Doo fan and a Supernatural fan
By: Nicole Zodrow (featuring Bianca Esquivel)
Scooby-Doo fan: All right, so when this started, I have to admit I was way behind. I was like: “Did I miss an episode or something?”
Supernatural fan: I’m interested already. It’s like no other way to get the show started than like a super dramatic entrance.
Scooby-Doo fan: They’re basically fighting a demon Barney.
Supernatural fan: Exactly. And then it explodes as one does.
Supernatural fan: That guy looks suspicious.
Scooby-Doo fan: No kidding.
Supernatural fan: Yes, Dean, yes.
Scooby-Doo fan: Of course he takes the TV.
“Be like Elsa. Let it go.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan (who may or may not be a Disney fan): Dean is totally a Disney fan.
Supernatural fan (who also may or may not be a Disney fan): He should be part of the Disney club with us.
Scooby-Doo fan: Totally!
Supernatural fan: It’d be awesome.
Scooby-Doo fan: Hmm…“Dean Cave’s” a little more catchy.
Supernatural fan: I like “Dean Cave.”
Supernatural fan: Uh-oh…
Scooby-Doo fan: That doesn’t look good.
*Seeing Sam and Dean become cartoons*
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh god! 🙂
Supernatural fan: Hell yes! 🙂
Scooby-Doo fan: They animated Jared Padalecki really good!
Supernatural fan: It looks like him!
“Great, so we’re stuck in a cartoon with a talking dog…”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: Sounds good to me!
Supernatural fan: I know!
“Just think about it, we do the same thing. We go to spooky places, we solve mysteries, we fight ghosts.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan: Yup, pretty much.
Supernatural fan: That is like them, great parallels.
“Now, how do I look?”-Dean
Supernatural fan and Scooby-Doo fan: LOL
“Like, the only thing we’re famous for is our eating skills.”-Shaggy
Scooby-Doo fan: That’s true.
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh, I remember this episode! This is, like, one of the classic Scooby-Doo original episodes.
“There are no words in this newspaper, Dean.”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: Breaking the fourth wall there!
“Hey, why do you hate Fred so much?”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: Yeah, why?
Supernatural fan: I sure really like them both competing each other.
Supernatural fan: Whoa…
Scooby-Doo fan: Classic cartoon whoosh!
Supernatural fan and Scooby-Doo fan: Uh-oh…
Scooby-Doo fan: Who’s that?
Supernatural fan: A monster…
Scooby-Doo fan: They always have that in the episodes too. That’s creepy.
Supernatural fan: You know, Scooby-Doo is actually a really creepy show.
Scooby-Doo fan: This episode particular scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Supernatural fan: Yeah, I would imagine.
*Spooky laughter from old record is heard*
Scooby-Doo fan: That’s not creepy at all…
“Spend the night in a haunted house for a million dollars? That can’t be legal.”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: Yeah, really! Sam is smart!
“They are pure and innocent and good, and we’re gonna keep it that way.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan and Supernatural fan: Aww…
“I’ll return to the house in the morning to find out which of you remain…if any…*creepily cackles*”-Cosgood Creeps (aka the creepy lawyer)*
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh, I hated that part in the episode…HATED THAT!!! *scared face emoji*
*Reacting to Velma’s crush on Sam*
Supernatural fan: That is so cute! I ship it so hard!
Scooby-Doo fan: I ship it too!
Supernatural fan: What would Velma and Sam’s name be?
Supernatural fan and Scooby-Doo fan: Selma?
Scooby-Doo fan: Jinx!
Supernatural fan: Oh my god, jinx! Or it would be-?
Supernatural fan and Scooby-Doo fan: Vam?
Scooby-Doo fan: No.
Supernatural fan: Nah, I like Selma better.
*Seeing the first glimpse of the phantom*
Scooby-Doo fan: That’s arguably more creepy than the original phantom in the episode.
Scooby-Doo fan: This is like a really really good well-written fanfiction!
Supernatural fan: *gasps* Dude, yes, that’s perfect!
“What would a ghost need with money?”-Daphne
Scooby-Doo fan: She’s got a point!
Scooby-Doo fan: Sherlock quote! And, like, that was such a classic Sherlock quote!
Supernatural fan: Who is that? *gasps* Cas?! Oh my god!
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh, he’s animated well too!
“Castiel? It sounds like a great Italian pizza place.”-Shaggy
Scooby-Doo fan: I’m sure that pizza place must be heavenly.
Scooby-Doo fan: I wonder what those fruits taste like?
Supernatural fan: What was that again?
Scooby-Doo fan: I’m not sure. It looked like a mixture of like plum, or pomegranate…
Supernatural fan: Those look like onions. Red onions.
Scooby-Doo fan: That just doesn’t sound right. Adam and Eve eating onions.
Supernatural fan: I know, so weird.
“It’s a book we’re writing. Yeah, about…killer stuffed dinosaurs. It’s called…”-Dean
“The Killer Stuffed Dinosaur…in Love…”-Castiel
“Huh, great title.”-Fred
Scooby-Doo fan: I’d probably read that book.
Supernatural fan: Definitely. Preorder that.
Supernatural fan: Whoa, this is really graphic…
Scooby-Doo fan: Dude…
Scooby-Doo fan and Supernatural fan: GO FRED!
Scooby-Doo fan: Ugh, that is really scary for a cartoon!
“Then, man, how did he just walk through that wall?”-Shaggy
Scooby-Doo fan: Yeah, didn’t you solve that mystery already?
“I think I’m gonna be sick.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan: Ditto. Ditto, Dean.
“I think this cartoon is haunted…”-Dean
Supernatural fan: Ooh…
Scooby-Doo fan: That’s an interesting premise.
Supernatural fan: She’s flirting with him…
*Scooby and Shaggy peek out from behind a knight*
Scooby-Doo fan: Ok, that was clearly a shout-out to their first episode.
“We’ve saved the world. A lot.”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: I feel like Buffy said that somewhere…
“…Monsters are nothing more than crooks in masks, usually unscrupulous real estate developers.”-Velma
Scooby-Doo fan: OH MY GOSH, that is the entire cartoon series in a nutshell!
*Toys in a dusty old attic creepily come to life*
Scooby-Doo fan: Um…
Supernatural fan: Need more proof?
“It’s probably just Christmas lights and-and fishing line…”-Velma
Scooby-Doo fan: I mean, that’s a good argument, but…
Supernatural fan: Nah.
“The one that isn’t painted into the background of the car-library. The…library.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan: Meta!
*Dean ends up in the darkness with someone else…*
Supernatural fan: That’s not Daphne…
*Lights up and Dean screams at the phantom*
Supernatural fan and Scooby-Doo fan: LOL
Scooby-Doo fan: That is awesome! That is the best! XD
*Seeing the phantom sneak behind Shaggy, Scooby, and Castiel*
Scooby-Doo fan: Look behind you! Oh gosh, that’s classic!
Supernatural fan: They came back for him. That’s so cute!
*The chase music scene starts*
Scooby-Doo fan: I mean, it is not a Scooby-Doo cartoon if there is not a chase. And the doors-It is definitely not a Scooby-Doo cartoon if you don’t have the doors!
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh my gosh, that was Scrappy!
Supernatural fan: What? No way!
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh gosh, that just felt like something out of Prisoner of Azkaban.
Supernatural fan: Oh my god, with the dementors!
Scooby-Doo fan: NOT SHAGGY!
Supernatural fan: He can fly!
Scooby-Doo fan: Oh Velma…Oh Fred…Oh Daphne…
Supernatural fan: They’re having, like, existential crisis.
Supernatural fan: Oh my god, Daphne’s doing a salt circle, that’s hilarious!
“Where’d he get coconuts?”-Sam
Scooby-Doo fan: Hmm. At Costco?
“Now all we need is bait.”-Velma
Scooby-Doo fan: Guess who is it?
Supernatural fan: They totally messed this…
Scooby-Doo fan: They always screw up the trap. They always screw it up.
Scooby-Doo fan: Time for a Plan B.
*The phantom is trapped via Plan B*
Scooby-Doo fan: Nice!
Supernatural fan: Plan B! Oh yeah!
*The phantom turns into a scared kid ghost*
Scooby-Doo fan: Aww…
“We can’t leave ‘em like this.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan: Yeah, don’t leave ‘em like that.
Supernatural fan: Poor people!
*Velma unmasks the “phantom”*
“This is my favorite part.”-Dean
Scooby-Doo fan: Mine too!
Scooby-Doo fan: I appreciate his attitude about the worthless money. Honestly, I would’ve been pissed off.
*Seeing Castiel hug Shaggy and Scooby*
Scooby-Doo fan: Aww, I love it!
Supernatural fan: Very good trio!
Supernatural fan: Oh, don’t say goodbye…*gasps when Velma kisses Sam*…so cuuute!!!
Scooby-Doo fan: Aww, so weird to see them in live-action now.
Supernatural fan: I know, that’s so weird.
Supernatural fan: Oh no…*sad face emoji*
Scooby-Doo fan: I mean, at least he moves on, but that’s still so sad…
Supernatural fan: He’s wearing-
Scooby-Doo fan: He’s wearing the ascot!!!
Supernatural fan: Oh my god!
Scooby-Doo fan: LOL
Scooby-Doo fan: Yes, the line!!! He said the meddling kids line!
Supernatural fan: That was so good!
Scooby-Doo fan: I know, I really hope they do another crossover episode, that was just too good! It was like everything blended so well together!
Supernatural fan: It’s the two shows least expected to coordinate together, but totally worked! I loved it!
“Scoobynatural.” Supernatural. The CW. 29 March 2018. Television.